From the Internet:
Police in Hull last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 15 kilos of heroin, 5 million in forged euro banknotes and 25 trafficked east-European prostitutes - all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library. Local residents were stunned and a community spokesman said "we're all shocked; we never knew we had a library."